I'm back!

WuHa! WuHa! i'm back! i'm so back! as in back back..back from aussie..back to blogging..I'M BACK! :p

its been a while since i last updated..like..few weeks? anyways, no interesting sutff = no update! that's my blogging theory..LOL.. well guess i'll have to do a little update to this blog..it's all god-forsakenly dusty dirty dilly-dally.... vegetable is good for your health! hoho..

let's talk about the day i came back to kk from alaska (don't ask me why alaska..lol) it was 6/12 Saturday..i started packing the day before..and ended up only like 1 gram of stuff inside the luggage..you know..procrastinating has always been one of my best friends.. i'm not only good in procrastinating during pre-exam study, i'm pro in dilly-dallying in basically everything.. I rock..i know.. so i left the packing after a good night sleep.. it was my last night in perth so guess what, i had the best sleep ever! the next morning, i woke up with the cock crowing..yes i reared a cock named "dick face" in my room..back in perth.. i then enjoyed my last brekkie at perth..which was cereal + milk..typical uni student's breakfast..the express one.. then i began jumping around in the house (my homestay family was off to hk the day before i left so i got to do whatever i wanted to do since day one i moved in to their house) screeching dancing moonwalking.. walking in the house like totally naked..called a bunch of hookers and fucked the morning out..had a morning orgy and got all wasted with boobies and pennies.. OH MY.. did i just say all that? must have got possessed by Harald Tan..LOL..

i then carried on packing while grace wong (the one who abandoned us back in S2 and flew all the way back to miri..yes..that woman..lol) came and visited me..well bid me goodbye..sort of..cos she didn't want to go all the way to the airport konon..anyway thanks to her "visit" i had the shortest packing time ever..cos she kept grumbling and mumbling about how indecisive i was..indeed.. anyways after finished packing grace gave me a ride to the shopping mall nearby-est, Garden City to get some souvenirs for my grandma.. as well to reminisce the shopping mall i've spent the most money on..damn it..lol.. i was then catching a bus home (5 mins ride, told ya the nearby-est) when i met a girl from Harbin..apparently she spoke english..sort of like aussie accent..and she came to me and started talking with me like i knew her..(oh Lord, forgive me for my handsomeness and attractiveness..) and she kept on blahh-ing on my way back home..like all the way..the thing is.. she started with "did you just visit the place i worked? i think i saw you in my shop just now" "oh reeally? where do you work?" "xxxx(some random shop which i have no idea what that was..)" "ohh..(pretending to know that shop) i think you get the wrong person *smile*" i thought she'd cease the conversation after that..who knew she'd continue interrogating me over some craps..i then pretended to be my hypocrite, smiling, answering questions then i got off the bus with a totally charming "nice meeting you" smile on my face..i'm a rock star..

well, after that i was waiting for the cab to arrive..getting a little nervous yet feeling a sense of reluctance to leave that great place..(perth is really a great place) but i felt like going home so badly that i couldn't wait any longer..the contradiction went on and on until the taxi finally arrived..the driver was an indonesian.. while i was on my way to airport mr.harald called me like..thousand times cos he'd been waiting since 4pm..thanks to his homestay family lol cos the flight took off at 7.20pm..wonder what his homestay family was thinking.. finally after a not-so-long-not-so-short sweaty hotty 41-dollar ride (damn that was so ex..) carrying one backpacking, one laptop, one little handcarry luggage and one huge to be "cabinned", there i saw harald sitting on a bench waiting for my arrival.. he actually tried to check in with his 22.4kg luggage but he was like totally rejected by that spec-lady..know what caused the overweight? he brought two 1.25L bottled drinks back! oh god..he then took it out for good and drank it to contract diabetes..as he always wishes hoho.. then it was my turn..well our turn since he got turned down the 1st time..his luggage got through with 19kg..then i was a little nerve-racking with my 21.6kg unreasonably large packing and was ready to repack that shit..surprisingly, she let me through! HA! this so proved that my charm does kill..lol..

we then Domed for like a while since it was just 5pm sth..enjoyed the last Dome we'd have in perth, we then walked into the waiting room thing to wait for the flight.. there emerged the crisis..lol crisis..whatever.. there was this guy standing at the so-called checkpoint thing making sure there's no one bringing handcarry more than 7kg.. and good die not die..i had one backpack, one laptop bag and one little handcarry as i mentioned before..which was so not allowed..that guy then told me this and that and told me to get an approval sticker or sth..at least that was what i heard..i then went all the way back to the counter downstairs totally naked.. *evil smirk* asked the lady for a sticker or something.. and the following thing again proved that i'm such a charming attractive handsome hottie..LOL..that lady welcomed me with a big big ahliau's smile on her face and asked me what my problem was, i then told her i was required a sticker or sth..she did a little checking and asking whatsoever, still, with a you're-so-hot-smile on her face.. she asked me to stuff as much stuff as possible from that little handcarry to my backpack so that i could pass that idiotic checkpoint with only 1 backpack and one laptop bag..she sent my little handcarry "cabinned" which actually was not allowed..remember my 21.6kg elephant? yea that was actually already over the limit and she still let through my little handcarry luggage which was like 5kg++..she then gave me this everything's-fine-now smile and i got myself through that checkpoint..gees..what a crisis..LOL..yea crisis...

we boarded the plane and got excited..watched a movie called "Fred Claus", which was not really bad..oh! it was a small plane we sat on..it was like a 3-3 arrangement of seats..totally small..which shouldn't really be an airplane from aus to brunei..it should be at least a 2-4-2! agghhh..anyways everything was going smoothly..arrived at brunei..felt the freaking HOTNESS..started sweating..and boarded the plane to kk..arrived at kk..picked up luggage..met my mum and sis outside waiting..feeling so warm getting home finally..and for the first time since february, i felt so homy at home.. taadddaahhh! here i am! i'm back! lalalalaa~ about that little reunion we had at lintas yoyo..it felt pretty great meeting long time no see zhongers.. unfortunately not all were able to be there.. but i'm so looking forward to the humungous reunion we're gonna have in 10 years' time..bringing along our own spouse and kids.. awwww.. just can't wait xD

one thing about KK that i can't stand..the freaking HOT HOT HOT climate..it's killing me! lol..and one more thing..all dear tolol fan chong.. wish they could all get drowned by ah liau's saliva.. yogurt rocks! hohoho..