Green-eyed monster

Have you ever had thoughts like these?
"Oh that shirt looks nice on him, damn i'm sure gonna get myself one of those"
"That guy's hairstyle is just..amazing! how i wish i could possess half the amazingness"

yes, clearly, that's me. though i look pretty hot as well (it's a facty fact, google yogurt yong and what shows up will be "did you mean 'hot'? ") but i'm always not contented by what i already had and stuff, to be exact, my appearance.

"Your the good-lookingest awesomest guy i've ever seen! your hot already!" claimed some crazy teenage girl fan of mine.

Still, when i watch dramas movies or some random ads, i come across some random awesomely looking hairstyle/outfit/shoes/accesories..those sorts of things, i'll look at the mirror straight into my lovely eyes, reflecting my whole handsome face thinking, "i should get that haircut" "i should buy that piece of clothe".. "i still look great without those but it'd be my pleasure to have those" therefore i can never get impressed. Is this called materialistic? cos i sorta think that would be the most-fitted way to describe me. loll. I'm a materialistic awesomely good-looking guy.

sorry for the self-admiration, its beyond curable, like the final stage of breast cancer did i just say breast cancer?

oh oh..it all started with the haircut i had this morning, i paid RM54 and got myself a haircut that i'm not IMPRESSED (Mr.Lee, 2004). well looking in the mirror for like an hour and finally got myself used to the newly-cut. thank goodness my face looks all handsome and handsome despite the haircut, well it isn't that bad itself but just not as what i expected it'd come out. nah it'll grow the way i want eventually so i'm rekindled again.

speaking of which, shopping! yes, shopping, i saw this pants at Padini concept store 1Borneo, beautifully made and it's written on the board specially made for hot guys (like..myself..lol) i tried size 31 on since that was the biggest i could possibly find on the rack. Damn it! didn't fit at all! couldn't even zip the zipper, i tried my hardest and i gave up. lol..didn't want to risk breaking some unfitted garment. and i will crash Warisan's Padini one day (maybe tmr) and they better have the size i want or i'll burn the shop down..*witchy devilish laugh*

oh and i'm sort of a shopaholic myself, not the uncontrollable kind but, the shopaholic dummies? lol

Streamyx totally rocks

Streamyx rocks doesn't it? it's been a month since i got back from perth and i've been so impressed by Streamyx's performances, like totally impressed.. i'm impressed. well here arises the question How impressed? here goes.

- Incredibly incomparably FAST internet connection speed. I'm really satisfied by the fact that it takes approx half an hour to load a 4 minute youtube video. Once it took me several attempts to merely open a webpage, well by several i mean NUMEROUS lol. but surprisingly it's like so the other way round when it comes to downloading stuffs, LEGAL downloading i was talking about, i'm a responsible peasant who does nothing that goes against the law. I'm so legallicaful.. LOL

- Amazingly unbelievably FAST internet connection speed.

- Crazily fabulously FAST internet connection speed.

- BracaObamatically fancifully FAST internet connection speed.

- FTW-ly WTF-ly FAST internet connection speed.


See the way i'm impressed? through the 5 points stated. wonder how can Sabahans live with this freaking 'achievement'. guess we're stronger than we think we are.. we're bloody FIGHTERS! we've been surviving the world's worst Streamyx disaster ever! i'm impressed.

Btw my profuse apology for the one and only one post for the previous month lol. have been so conquered by slothfulness that whenever i log on to Blogger i wet my pants... ha.. ha.. ha..

Lets see what went by when i was not around the blogosphere. hm first off, Christmas' eve, and Christmas (Merry Christmas!), followed by New Year's eve, New Year, and so and so.. well we pretty much gambled through most of these festivals, christmas' eve at my place new year's eve at chuchee's place. Gambling rocks! and i've made myself a promise that i'll crash the Top10 wealthiest people chart when i grow up.

when i grow up, i wanna be famous, i wanna be a star, i wanna be in movies, when i grow up, i wanna see the world, drive nice cars, i wanna have boobies, when i grow, be on tv, people know me, be on magazines.... (When I Grow Up - Pussycat Dolls)

lol what else.. oh! ttss new uniform! has anybody seen it? omg that is SICK! not in a good way loll.. imagine the little newbies wearing unfitted oversized plain light blue shirt with no stripes on it, with dark blue long pants, which makes them.. DWARFY! lol congrats ttss! for changing things around, making it worse. i'd like to attend the closing down ceremony of ttss sometime in the future. rest in peace my beloved high school. loll..

I have a cousin's wedding dinner to attend tonight at Sutera Magellan grand ballroom, i suppose lol. and the problem is, i haven't decided what to wear! gees.. 'just pick one already' you might say.. haha yes telepathy i have i'm a psychic prodigy. lol. well have to get ready for the dinner and brainstorm for how i should look tonight, you know, celebrity..

I'm back!

WuHa! WuHa! i'm back! i'm so back! as in back back..back from aussie..back to blogging..I'M BACK! :p

its been a while since i last updated..like..few weeks? anyways, no interesting sutff = no update! that's my blogging theory..LOL.. well guess i'll have to do a little update to this blog..it's all god-forsakenly dusty dirty dilly-dally.... vegetable is good for your health! hoho..

let's talk about the day i came back to kk from alaska (don't ask me why alaska..lol) it was 6/12 Saturday..i started packing the day before..and ended up only like 1 gram of stuff inside the luggage..you know..procrastinating has always been one of my best friends.. i'm not only good in procrastinating during pre-exam study, i'm pro in dilly-dallying in basically everything.. I rock..i know.. so i left the packing after a good night sleep.. it was my last night in perth so guess what, i had the best sleep ever! the next morning, i woke up with the cock crowing..yes i reared a cock named "dick face" in my room..back in perth.. i then enjoyed my last brekkie at perth..which was cereal + milk..typical uni student's breakfast..the express one.. then i began jumping around in the house (my homestay family was off to hk the day before i left so i got to do whatever i wanted to do since day one i moved in to their house) screeching dancing moonwalking.. walking in the house like totally naked..called a bunch of hookers and fucked the morning out..had a morning orgy and got all wasted with boobies and pennies.. OH MY.. did i just say all that? must have got possessed by Harald Tan..LOL..

i then carried on packing while grace wong (the one who abandoned us back in S2 and flew all the way back to miri..yes..that woman..lol) came and visited me..well bid me goodbye..sort of..cos she didn't want to go all the way to the airport konon..anyway thanks to her "visit" i had the shortest packing time ever..cos she kept grumbling and mumbling about how indecisive i was..indeed.. anyways after finished packing grace gave me a ride to the shopping mall nearby-est, Garden City to get some souvenirs for my grandma.. as well to reminisce the shopping mall i've spent the most money on..damn it..lol.. i was then catching a bus home (5 mins ride, told ya the nearby-est) when i met a girl from Harbin..apparently she spoke english..sort of like aussie accent..and she came to me and started talking with me like i knew her..(oh Lord, forgive me for my handsomeness and attractiveness..) and she kept on blahh-ing on my way back home..like all the way..the thing is.. she started with "did you just visit the place i worked? i think i saw you in my shop just now" "oh reeally? where do you work?" "xxxx(some random shop which i have no idea what that was..)" "ohh..(pretending to know that shop) i think you get the wrong person *smile*" i thought she'd cease the conversation after that..who knew she'd continue interrogating me over some craps..i then pretended to be my hypocrite, smiling, answering questions then i got off the bus with a totally charming "nice meeting you" smile on my face..i'm a rock star..

well, after that i was waiting for the cab to arrive..getting a little nervous yet feeling a sense of reluctance to leave that great place..(perth is really a great place) but i felt like going home so badly that i couldn't wait any longer..the contradiction went on and on until the taxi finally arrived..the driver was an indonesian.. while i was on my way to airport mr.harald called me like..thousand times cos he'd been waiting since 4pm..thanks to his homestay family lol cos the flight took off at 7.20pm..wonder what his homestay family was thinking.. finally after a not-so-long-not-so-short sweaty hotty 41-dollar ride (damn that was so ex..) carrying one backpacking, one laptop, one little handcarry luggage and one huge to be "cabinned", there i saw harald sitting on a bench waiting for my arrival.. he actually tried to check in with his 22.4kg luggage but he was like totally rejected by that spec-lady..know what caused the overweight? he brought two 1.25L bottled drinks back! oh god..he then took it out for good and drank it to contract diabetes..as he always wishes hoho.. then it was my turn..well our turn since he got turned down the 1st time..his luggage got through with 19kg..then i was a little nerve-racking with my 21.6kg unreasonably large packing and was ready to repack that shit..surprisingly, she let me through! HA! this so proved that my charm does kill..lol..

we then Domed for like a while since it was just 5pm sth..enjoyed the last Dome we'd have in perth, we then walked into the waiting room thing to wait for the flight.. there emerged the crisis..lol crisis..whatever.. there was this guy standing at the so-called checkpoint thing making sure there's no one bringing handcarry more than 7kg.. and good die not die..i had one backpack, one laptop bag and one little handcarry as i mentioned before..which was so not allowed..that guy then told me this and that and told me to get an approval sticker or sth..at least that was what i heard..i then went all the way back to the counter downstairs totally naked.. *evil smirk* asked the lady for a sticker or something.. and the following thing again proved that i'm such a charming attractive handsome hottie..LOL..that lady welcomed me with a big big ahliau's smile on her face and asked me what my problem was, i then told her i was required a sticker or sth..she did a little checking and asking whatsoever, still, with a you're-so-hot-smile on her face.. she asked me to stuff as much stuff as possible from that little handcarry to my backpack so that i could pass that idiotic checkpoint with only 1 backpack and one laptop bag..she sent my little handcarry "cabinned" which actually was not allowed..remember my 21.6kg elephant? yea that was actually already over the limit and she still let through my little handcarry luggage which was like 5kg++..she then gave me this everything's-fine-now smile and i got myself through that checkpoint..gees..what a crisis..LOL..yea crisis...

we boarded the plane and got excited..watched a movie called "Fred Claus", which was not really bad..oh! it was a small plane we sat on..it was like a 3-3 arrangement of seats..totally small..which shouldn't really be an airplane from aus to brunei..it should be at least a 2-4-2! agghhh..anyways everything was going smoothly..arrived at brunei..felt the freaking HOTNESS..started sweating..and boarded the plane to kk..arrived at kk..picked up luggage..met my mum and sis outside waiting..feeling so warm getting home finally..and for the first time since february, i felt so homy at home.. taadddaahhh! here i am! i'm back! lalalalaa~ about that little reunion we had at lintas yoyo..it felt pretty great meeting long time no see zhongers.. unfortunately not all were able to be there.. but i'm so looking forward to the humungous reunion we're gonna have in 10 years' time..bringing along our own spouse and kids.. awwww.. just can't wait xD

one thing about KK that i can't stand..the freaking HOT HOT HOT climate..it's killing me! lol..and one more thing..all dear tolol fan chong.. wish they could all get drowned by ah liau's saliva.. yogurt rocks! hohoho..

Simplement moi

Simplement moi

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saw this thingy from Wet's blog..surprisingly the result was so accurate that i almost wet..LOL (there's a story behind the "i almost wet" thing..funny thing haha) i'm so gonna stick to my own way..prolly i'ma win myself a title of "blogger of the century" with all these rationality and sentimentality i've got..i'm awesome..and yes i'm bragging about my blog, a blog with only not more than 5 posts a month..LOL..

the night before..

This is the COCKY me underestimating the 100-MCQ coming tmr...

This is the GULLIBLE me falling into the molecular-biology-of-the-cell hoax, with incomplete lecture recordings, lecture slides with only pictures and nearly no explanation at all..

it's 1:15am and i'm supposed to make out with my bed at this moment.. but due to some factors, yes..my cockiness lol, i'm trapped! totally trapped like a fool. FOOL fool FOOL fool~ lalalala~ yes i'm a fool, i'm a COCKY fool! :p just wanted to express how glad i am that i'm always not the only one being so cocky. we have this discussion board for every unit we're enrolled in.. it's normally empty and dusty until the day before exam, typical.. all of a sudden the board is thronged and jammed and noisy and squeezy.. and for sure there's some professional last-minuter like myself (but i'm not being a last-minuter this time! lol) jamming the board asking for help. i understand how it feels when your desperate with something and you can't get it, you'd resort to do something you never did before.. like.. calling 911, commit homicide, or maybe suicide, kissing the lamp post, ... , xD and last but not least, spamming on discussion board! lol.. and for someone who's being cocky all the time and feeling devastated at this 11th hour, yes i'm referring to yogurt yong.. it's always good to find someone that happens to be on the same boat! how glorious would that be. GLORIOUS~ anyway, i saw lots of ppl ranting about how shouldn't the lecture be and so and so blah blah blah.. sure i'm so glad to see that i'm not alone! therefore i decided to spare this very last minute to express how glad i am cos i'm not alone~ i'm not alone~ lalala~

gotta turn in..wish me luck..100 MCQ! hope i'll have a dream about the answers for all the questions tmr.. all the best..

Ohhh Freedom! Freeeeeddoomm

Ohhh Freedom~ Freedom~ Freeeeedoom~ Think! (yea that song..lol..)

I'm unofficially free! yea, unofficially.. cos i'm only free for one night (i gave myself this one-night-in-freedom pass, the coolest pass ever!) and have to work my ass out starting tomorrow for the 100-MCQ molecular biology on Sat.. sadness :p

anyway, since i granted myself a night free, i think i'd do something meaningful. YES! clean up the dust herein.. well lets start off with "how's my week been"! as you know it's been a while since exam week commenced, and i, as a fellow Human Biology 2 taker had my very first exam during Swat Voc (the week before actual exam for you to get prepared, they call it that, weird..lol) it was only a practical though, nothing much to worry about since it was fairly easy last semester, and i totally aced it! i got 97% for the practical last semester for human bio 1..yes, round applause please, thank you. and FYI 97% was the highest mark. there were only few of us scoring this ultimate mark. YES, big round applause. thank you very much :p So for the one this semester, i think i screwed it up a little, by a little i literally mean A LITTLE since i'm a cocky guy, i will always overestimate myself..cos i'm COCKY! haha. punch me in my face if your annoyed.. ha! you can't! nani nani bubi nani nani bubi you can't catch me! xp

enough with the stupid childish thing lol.. oh one thing! one embarrassing thing. It was a mary-go-round pattern exam, so basically your given 2.5 minutes for one station, times up, move to the next station, 2.5 mins, times up, move.... until you finish all the questions (sounds exciting hey! yes it definitely was the exam with greatest fun lol) then during one 'move', it was a 180 total turn, i had to move to the station behind me (oh ya the prac is on a threesome basis, 3 students a station a time) and i was a little nervous cos i couldn't really get the answer for the previous station so i moved to the next station promptly thinking the previous question, then i looked at the question in front of me when i moved to the next station, it was Q3 where i was supposed to have Q6! what the hell! i was like totally freaked out and started biting my nails, looking worried, eyes shifting left and right and left, perspiring profusely, wetting my pants, burning my brain down...yes i was a little LOST at that moment..but it took less than 0.01sec for me to recover, lol, guess what, i sat on the wrong seat! i was supposed to be the third seat all the way to the end and at that particular making-ppl-nerve-racking station i sat on the 1st seat! omg! the girl was waiting for me to fudge off and we had this awkward little grin when we faced and i left the seat so clumsily that i kissed Jennifer Hawkins.. believe it or not, the whole process elapsed a total of....3 seconds! lol yes this whole paragraph happened in 3 secs. xD lalalalala~

after the prac on 06/11 i started studying sambil slacking for the crazily bombarding exams coming this week, which i actually did quite a good job on. (slacking i'm referring to hahahaa) i started doing revision on 100-MCQ on last Sat, which was so not yogurt yong, the guy who always does his stuff at the eleventh hour. lol. anyway, yea studying slacking and studying, and finally it was this monday, 10/11, only i started revising Chem which the exam was yesterday. my plan was like "okay i'll study chem on monday and do human bio on tuesday, fair enough" cos after chem which was yesterday i'd have like less than one day to study for human bio hence my plan. yes, "plan"..if i ever do things according to my plan, i'm possessed. LOL as usual i used up my entire body to study my heart out on monday, like the nerdest nerd you can ever imgaine of me, well, in the morning only though, i started watching dramas and facebooking and that summed up my night, which i was supposed to finish chem and i still had like 2 topics and past exam papers to go! omg! well i then told myself not to torture my body and i went to bed so peacefully that i had the weirdest dream i've ever had! not sure if i had that dream that night or the night before, anyway it was a funny dream haha.. totally unorganized and mussy fussy..

sorry bout that lol, i'll try to stick to the status quo! oohh stick to the status quo! HMS! lol.. then yup, as USUAL, i woke up on tuesday morning, glamorous sunshine shone magnificently through the window straight onto my good-lookingest face, procrastinated a little, breakfasting, enjoying the time of my life (lol) and finally the chem notes grasped my attention, the chem notes were like "bastard! you promised last night to study me!"...something like that..anyway, and i sat down, GUESS, WHAT,.. it was youtube time! lol..another half day gone, i only started studying for chem after that and @!$^!%@%^#%&^%!@^!^#^&Y (no, not swear words, that, my friend, is called "fast-forward", mark it down) then i sat the exam with whole lot of excitement and hope, and i came out of the hall looking desperately wanting to have some day off! lol. that was one hell of a controller btw, fast forawrded almost a day..HAHA! *slapped punched kicked stomped bitten eaten swollen* please bear with my randomness, i've been this random lately :p oh well. i had my human bio exam this afternoon, which was alright, i did a pretty mediocre job i guess, well, above average..maybe distinction..I'm a COCKY bad ass dude! *enough is enough!!* lol.. and here i am! doing meaningful stuff instead of preparing my funeral for the stats exam on next monday, make sure you make youselves available at that time, or i'll pester you with my never-dying-spirit. meow~ *i'm random~i'm random~*

actually this isn't what i wanted to post at first, and i ended up crapping so much, feeling so..LUCKY for you guys to have the chance to witness this great production of mine! your pleasure x-] oh ya the main point haha, finally, it's about aussie students..you know some of them, SOME, don't "pigeon-holing" yourself lol. yup SOME of them are like "i need to score only 30% in the exam to pass the unit! woohoo!" ...=.=... cos most of the exams here don't account like 70 or 80% to the unit final mark, most of them are like 50, max 65 or so.. and those aussies' attitudes.. i mean.. shoulnd't you be aiming for, say, at least a Credit or Distinction? PASS?! what the hell?! i even heard my friend from other uni say that her friends didn't even turn up for the exams cos it's only worth 30% of the total mark. WTF?! should this be the right attitude for studying? 中国文化历史悠久 孔子曰：“长江后浪推前浪， 前浪死在沙滩上” what a brilliant improvisation. i'm awesome. yup that's pretty much what i want to say.. step up fellas! credit! D! HD! not pass! lol.. i'm not that pissed actually, just thought that i might utilize this lame topic to rant for soemthing haha.

yay! long post! its been a while since i posted a long post. wooweee~ *kena tumbuk even harsher* better off to study now, yes, STUDY! which literally means..Grey's anatomy time! lol.. all the best guys ;)

ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!

i'm staying alive!

yes.. i'm staying alive! i'm doing some revision right now but just received a call from my mom.. i thought it was gonna be some sort of ranting or what so i answered the call expecting NOTHING.. she then asked me what was i doing how's study going sort of stuff.. then.. she said,

"I have a good news for you, your aunt just called (yes the aunt paying all my fees), and she said if you do great in this semester she'll let you proceed your study in aussie!"......

I was STUNNED.. totally.. staying surprised for a few sec and that Joker's face started coming to me and sticked on my face.. I tried to sound calmed.. at the same time i burst out laughing in my mind.. woohohoho~ then my mom told me that she told my aunt about the aussie dollars dropping thing and me getting PR thing and my aunt agreed and.........I can stay if i get good results for this semester!

Ole Ole Ole Ole~~ i'm so on cloud nine right now!! walking on air to the seventh heaven!! yiiihaaaaaaaaaaa~~ it all just boost my mood to study harder but before that i'd have to express my extreme happiness at this particular moment!! Wuuuhaaaa~~ (and i just checked my grade for the last Chem lab i had, again, i got a HD! that's so wonderful)

All these just sum up my mood right now.. mary had a little lamb~ london bridge is faling down~ smiley faces cheerful heart~ lalalalalaa~ gotta study now.. catch up with you guys soon! ;)